Now my parents used to say on various occasions that they wanted to smack the crap out of me, lock me in my room or some other over exaggerated notion because I'd done something to piss them off. NEVER, did they appear to want to REALLY resort to violence. Apparently, this father in "B-MORE careful" must have had enough!!!! Sir - you are very UNSAVORY!!!!
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http://wjz.com/local/man.stabbing.church.2.942499.html
BALTIMORE (AP) - Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That's when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled. (I bet his azz will take that hat off next time, I know - sorry! LOL)
The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment. The father's name was withheld pending his arrest.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
THE BEST EMAIL EVER
I received this email from someone trying to rent a house. This is the BEST email I have every received in my life!!! I SWEAR it is real! I had tears, real tears of laughter falling from my eyes and the sad thing about it there are people falling for this crap!
Hello Dear,
Thanks for the email and it is my gladness hearing from you.i am the owner of the house you are making enquiry of.Actually I resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and my only daugther before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working place and now situated in the (West Africa Nigeria) and presently my house is still available for rent ..including the utilities like hydro,washerand security,it is furnised but if u which to move in with your furnishes no problem.. i went for a Crusade in the West Africa .
Pls i want you to note that,i am a kind and honest man and also i spent alot on my property that i want to give you for rent,i will want you to take absolute maintenance of my house and want you to treat it as your own,i,it is not the money the main problem but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up.
SO IF YOU ARE REALY INTRESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENTAPPLICATIONS FORMS BELOWRENT APPLICATION FORM
Also,Pls let me get this answer. FIRST NAME:__________________MIDDLE NAME: _________________LAST NAME: __________________PROFESSION: ________________
HOME PHONE (____) __________(CELL)PHONE (____) __________
(WORK)PHONE (____) __________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
PRESENT ADDRESS: _____________________CITY: _______________STATE: ______________ZIPCODE: ____________
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________
HOW SOON CAN YOU HAVE THE DEPOSIT PAYMENT SENT TO ME _______________
HOW SOON DO YOU WANT TO RECEIVE THE KEYS AND DOCUMETS OF THE HOUSE___________________________
DO YOU HAVE A PET: _____________NAME OF PET: _____________
KIND OF PETS: _____________DO YOU SMOKE? ______________
DO YOU DRINK? ______________
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file incase of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,Note that the keys and documents of my house is with me here in west africa.please we are giving you the house base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do notl et us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this..
HOUSE INFORMATIONADDRESS:2132 Sun Valley Dr SE Marietta, GA 30067..This 4 bedroom, 2 bath home features a spacious remodeled interior, covered parking, and a large deck in the fenced backyard. New paint and refinished hardwood flooring. This home is served by Powers Ferry Elementary, East Cobb Middle, and Wheeler High Schools.
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms:2
Rent per month: $700
Deposit Req'd:700
Application Fee: $0
Parking: Reserved.
Available: Now
ADDRESS :2132 Sun Valley Dr SE Marietta, GA 30067
Pet policy: Ok
Smoking inside policy: no smoking
Lease terms: AS LONG AS YOU WHICH..
YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON +234-803-855-9566 Or 011-234-803-855-9566.
Thanks And God Bless You.
Hello Dear,
Thanks for the email and it is my gladness hearing from you.i am the owner of the house you are making enquiry of.Actually I resided in the house with my family,such as my wife and my only daugther before and presently we had packed due to my transfer from my working place and now situated in the (West Africa Nigeria) and presently my house is still available for rent ..including the utilities like hydro,washerand security,it is furnised but if u which to move in with your furnishes no problem.. i went for a Crusade in the West Africa .
Pls i want you to note that,i am a kind and honest man and also i spent alot on my property that i want to give you for rent,i will want you to take absolute maintenance of my house and want you to treat it as your own,i,it is not the money the main problem but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up.
SO IF YOU ARE REALY INTRESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENTAPPLICATIONS FORMS BELOWRENT APPLICATION FORM
Also,Pls let me get this answer. FIRST NAME:__________________MIDDLE NAME: _________________LAST NAME: __________________PROFESSION: ________________
HOME PHONE (____) __________(CELL)PHONE (____) __________
(WORK)PHONE (____) __________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
PRESENT ADDRESS: _____________________CITY: _______________STATE: ______________ZIPCODE: ____________
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________
HOW SOON CAN YOU HAVE THE DEPOSIT PAYMENT SENT TO ME _______________
HOW SOON DO YOU WANT TO RECEIVE THE KEYS AND DOCUMETS OF THE HOUSE___________________________
DO YOU HAVE A PET: _____________NAME OF PET: _____________
KIND OF PETS: _____________DO YOU SMOKE? ______________
DO YOU DRINK? ______________
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file incase of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,Note that the keys and documents of my house is with me here in west africa.please we are giving you the house base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do notl et us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this..
HOUSE INFORMATIONADDRESS:2132 Sun Valley Dr SE Marietta, GA 30067..This 4 bedroom, 2 bath home features a spacious remodeled interior, covered parking, and a large deck in the fenced backyard. New paint and refinished hardwood flooring. This home is served by Powers Ferry Elementary, East Cobb Middle, and Wheeler High Schools.
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms:2
Rent per month: $700
Deposit Req'd:700
Application Fee: $0
Parking: Reserved.
Available: Now
ADDRESS :2132 Sun Valley Dr SE Marietta, GA 30067
Pet policy: Ok
Smoking inside policy: no smoking
Lease terms: AS LONG AS YOU WHICH..
YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON +234-803-855-9566 Or 011-234-803-855-9566.
Thanks And God Bless You.
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