Friday, March 20, 2009

Friday Facebook Funnies!

1. Pot, please meet kettle!
A) why I have to deal wit a less then inteligent baby momma. Sorry but I calls it how I see it!?

2. What is this word?
B) is a smidget overwhelmed...just a smidget! whew...

3. Seriously?
C) Is reading Steve Harvey's best-seller...and learning soo much...we women really have no clue...lol....

4. Why?
D) Is out and about, holla if you need tickets for NC Fashion Week!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

This IDIOT right here

How do you spell J-A-C-K-A-S-$!? Just ask your local Barista.....I guess he learned nothing from Plaxico Burress huh? ROTFLMAO!

Starbucks Barista Pops a Cap in His Leg

WASHINGTON -- A barista at the Starbucks in the 1600 block of U Street NW accidentally shot himself in the leg Tuesday afternoon. The employee was hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. He's facing an unlawful possession of a firearm charge.

The barista's motive for carrying the weapon to work is unknown.

Police are investigating.

This comes as Congress considers a voting rights bill with an amendment that would strip the District of most local gun-control laws. Whether passage of such a law would increase self-inflicted barista wounds or decriminalize the shooting of oneself in the leg remains to be seen.

I don't want nuggets, I want a refund!

The comedy of this story is out of this world. Please listen to the call. "She say she are the manager!" We can't make this stuff up!

Woman Calls 911 3 Times Over McNuggets
http://news.aol.com/article/911-mcnuggets-call/367995

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (March 3) - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate. Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Courtesy of TMZ.com- Listen to the calls - http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/03/mcnuggett-911-calls-the-unhappy-meal-drama