Pure Comedy

As a Charlatan, you are often privy to personal conversations. Well today, I had the most amusing conversation with one of my good friends about a certain female he knows. He summarized their earlier conversation and it went something like this:

Him: So how have you been?
Her: Fine, but I think I have depression. I've read this book and I have all the signs.
Him: Oh, well have you been to the doctor? After all, you're a lawyer.
Her: No, but I also have this condition where lack of sunshine causes a chemical imbalance.
Him: Umm, okay, so what are you going to do?
Her: Well, I have to buy this lamp that will replace the missing sunshine.
***Let's take a break here, how can anyone MISS sunshine, but I digress! LOL
Him: Umm, okay - and how much does that cost?
Her: about $300 a piece.

**** This is when I lost it. I couldn't take anymore - PURE COMEDY! Ma'am, are you sure it's the lack of sunshine that is causing the chemical imbalance? You, lady, and the self-diagnosis are UNSAVORY!

Part two---What does this UNSAVORY foolishness actually mean? I know there had to be a better way to word this statement.

"He has been consistently recruiting 500 executives, managers and technical professionals annually."